Re: Why pick on ME???

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: : : : : Billygnome asks:
: : : : : : Okay now darnit.  Why pick on ME

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: : : : : Presenting Gnome's Lament, Or Charlie Brown's Surely Turning Over in His Grave:

: : : : : *ahem...la, la, la...mi, mi, mi...*

: : : : : Who walks into Bumppo's,
: : : : : Short & stout,
: : : : : A frown on his face,
: : : : : His lower lip a-stickin' out...
: : : : : BillyGnome, Billygnome,
: : : : : He's a Gnome, our Billygnome,
: : : : : He's got but one lament,
: : : : : Simple as can be...
: : : : : "Why's everybody always pickin' on ME!"

: : : : : ...to be continued when I can think up more verses!

: : : : : MMMM

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: : : : Who wears a pointy hat,
: : : : Red as can be,
: : : : Who wear his laderhosen,
: : : : Way below his knees,
: : : : BillyGnome, BillyGnome,
: : : : He's a Gnome, our BillyGnome,
: : : : He's got one lament,
: : : : Simple as can be...
: : : : "Why's everybody always pickin' on ME!"

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: : : Who wears a funny leather shirt?
: : : Who's always throwin' clods of dirt?
: : : Whose feelin's often get hurt?
: : : Yes, WHO?
: : : "Who, me?"
: : : Yeah, YOU!!!

: : : ...your turn, Dana!
: : : MMMM
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: : Who sits upon his toadstool short,
: : Who stomps and pouts at Doc's retorts,
: : Who only uses mouse turds as a last resort,
: : Yes, WHO?
: : "Who, me?"
: : Yeah, YOU!!

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: Fi, fi, fum, fum, fo, fo, FEEEE,
: Who's that Little Man who lives inside a tree?
: BillyGnome, BillyGnome,
: He's a Gnome, Our BillyGnome
: He's gonna get caught, 
: Caught by Doc Mar-EEEEE,
: And end up being frizzled into Gnome Fricassee!



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