Posted by MMMMarcia on February 08, 2000 at 11:07:41:
In Reply to: Re: Why pick on ME??? posted by Dana S. on February 08, 2000 at 10:57:36:
: : Billygnome asks:
: : : Okay now darnit. Why pick on ME
: :
: : ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
: : Presenting Gnome's Lament, Or Charlie Brown's Surely Turning Over in His Grave:
: : *ahem...la, la, la...mi, mi, mi...*
: : Who walks into Bumppo's,
: : Short & stout,
: : A frown on his face,
: : His lower lip a-stickin' out...
: : BillyGnome, Billygnome,
: : He's a Gnome, our Billygnome,
: : He's got but one lament,
: : Simple as can be...
: : "Why's everybody always pickin' on ME!"
: : ...to be continued when I can think up more verses!
: : MMMM
: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
: Who wears a pointy hat,
: Red as can be,
: Who wear his laderhosen,
: Way below his knees,
: BillyGnome, BillyGnome,
: He's a Gnome, our BillyGnome,
: He's got one lament,
: Simple as can be...
: "Why's everybody always pickin' on ME!"
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Who wears a funny leather shirt?
Who's always throwin' clods of dirt?
Whose feelin's often get hurt?
Yes, WHO?
"Who, me?"
Yeah, YOU!!!
...your turn, Dana!
MMMM