Re: Updating The Site & Saying Hi, Temporarily!

Posted by Doc M on January 19, 2000 at 13:26:58:

In Reply to: Re: Updating The Site & Saying Hi, Temporarily! posted by BillyGnome on January 19, 2000 at 12:52:25:

: : :
: : : HI MARCIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *WAVING HAND VIGOROUSLY*

: : : SO GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN!!!!!! *Rushing up and giving her a huge bear hug* (And who woulda thought big bad Bill and MMMMMarcia
: : : would be hugging a year ago, eh? :)

: : : WELCOME BACK!!!!!!

: : Oh, geez -- get a room, you two!! And what am I, chopped liver???
: : *snort! snort!*

: : Doc M

: Well, no, but you seem to think I AM some kinda horsdourve. When you aren't making me the main course, that is. Kinda inhibits a gnome from running up to you and hugging you, ya know?

: You have given me many a guffaw, but usually immediately after you get that gleam in your eye, start sharpening that stick and I know it is time to head for the hollow tree again.

: And I thought LAINEY had multiple personalities at one point in time? HA! First you are a Doctorate (in what one can only imagine), then you are masseuse of rather loose virtue, then a lion tamer (why else would you have a whip in hand?), a friend to gnomes (if we ignore the ball peen hammer in your pocket) and next a twisted Mohican Torquemada bent on torturing innocent gnomelings. Oh, I could go on and on, but what's the point?
: We gnomes didnt just fall off the pumpkin truck ya know.

: Were I to give you a hug, it likely would be the last one I ever gave and my last glimpse of Mohicanland would be just afore you put the lid on the pot I was in.

: GnomeDome

Hey, we twisted, Torquemadic, whip-toting masseuses of loose
virtue and bad reputations need love too, ya know!! And you
can blame my multiple personalities on my tortured childhood.
Not only did my mother dress me funny, but I had to walk
ten miles through the snow to get to school, and sell matches
on the street corner to get money for food! Plus my mean
sister took away all my toys and I just had rocks and dried-
up corn cobs to play with!! *sniffle! sniffle!* It's not
all beer and skittles being the Great and Giving Healer
of the Frontier, pal!!!

Doc M

Follow Ups:

• Re: Updating The Site & Saying Hi, Temporarily! Billygnome 13:32:18 1/19/2000 (2)
  • Re: Updating The Site & Saying Hi, Temporarily! Doc M 13:58:46 1/19/2000 (1)
    • Re: Updating The Site & Saying Hi, Temporarily! Flabbergasted Gnome 14:17:11 1/19/2000 (0)

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: : : : 
: : : : HI MARCIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  *WAVING HAND VIGOROUSLY*

: : : : SO GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN!!!!!!  *Rushing up and giving her a huge bear hug*  (And who woulda thought big bad Bill and MMMMMarcia
: : : : would be hugging a year ago, eh? :)

: : : : WELCOME BACK!!!!!!

: : : Oh, geez -- get a room, you two!! And what am I, chopped liver???
: : : *snort! snort!* 

: : : Doc M

: : Well, no, but you seem to think I AM some kinda horsdourve.  When you aren't making me the main course, that is.  Kinda inhibits a gnome from running up to you and hugging you, ya know?

: : You have given me many a guffaw, but usually immediately after you get that gleam in your eye, start sharpening that stick and I know it is time to head for the hollow tree again.

: : And I thought LAINEY had multiple personalities at one point in time?  HA!  First you are a Doctorate (in what one can only imagine), then you are masseuse of rather loose virtue, then a lion tamer (why else would you have a whip in hand?), a friend to gnomes (if we ignore the ball peen hammer in your pocket) and next a twisted Mohican Torquemada bent on torturing innocent gnomelings.  Oh, I could go on and on, but what's the point?
: : We gnomes didnt just fall off the pumpkin truck ya know.

: : Were I to give you a hug, it likely would be the last one I ever gave and my last glimpse of Mohicanland would be just afore you put the lid on the pot I was in.

: : GnomeDome

: Hey, we twisted, Torquemadic, whip-toting masseuses of loose
: virtue and bad reputations need love too, ya know!! And you
: can blame my multiple personalities on my tortured childhood.
: Not only did my mother dress me funny, but I had to walk
: ten miles through the snow to get to school, and sell matches
: on the street corner to get money for food! Plus my mean
: sister took away all my toys and I just had rocks and dried-
: up corn cobs to play with!! *sniffle! sniffle!* It's not
: all beer and skittles being the Great and Giving Healer
: of the Frontier, pal!!!

: Doc M


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