Posted by Dutch Trader on December 31, 1999 at 17:25:07:
Hello my dear Mohicanlanders!
The year 2000 has arrived in the muddy Low Lands. The millenium promised disaster. An exquisite chance for a devoted trader. Howsoever, the Low Landers proved to be too efficient for such a catastrophe; therefore: at all time lowest prices: Candles, matches, bottled water, canned food, sugar, and a large collection of sneaky fingers collected after tonights fire works. Excellent for pick pocketing.
While here, I would like to wish my fellow traders a happy new millenium with many business opportunities. Happy wishes to the Courier Editors. We do not always see eye to eye (haha; picked up some of those too, want some?), but what-ta-heck!
To all Mohicanland: The Traders Combined wish you luck and especially prosperity. Do spend your money at our businesses. Remember: we can be reached by phone at: 1-800-YOUHAVEBEENHAD
On behalf of the Mohicanland Traders
DT