Re: Will The REAL Hawkeye Please Stand Up!

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: : : : : Yep! That's him, holding his famous rifle, Billdeer! Smile nice now; for the camera!

: : : : OH MY GOD!  I'VE BEEN STRUCK BLIND!  Don't put something like that up without warning us!  Geez.  I may never have sight again....Seeing something like that without warning could cause irrecoverable psychic trauma.  

: : : : No fair Rich.  If I had known you were gonna POST that picture I would have worn my FORMAL T-shirt.  And the conical red hat of course.

: : : : Hopefully folks will think at least the rifle attractive.....

: : : : 
: : : : Bill R

: : : Billy, Billy, Billy. You are WAAAY too hard on yourself.
: : : It's a fine crabby-looking stud-gnome speciman you are.
: : : In fact, may I hire you and Killdeer to stand in front
: : : of my humble abode to scare away obnoxious wee neighbor
: : : children and my many creditors? A bonus if you shoot
: : : the tires off of the Suburban Ugly Vehicles that infest
: : : my neighborhood ... they're even more fun to hunt than
: : : elk!

: : : Doc M

: : Doc M,

: : Thanks.  I think.  But we all know YOU have weird tastes when it comes to much of anything.  AS to the crabby look, well, I had just been told I wasn't a gnome after all, I was human, and therefore could NOT be admitted to the gnome guild as a full member...Had my mother lied to me all these years?????????????

: : I guess I should have figured that out when I kept banging my head on their wee doorways and once got stuck like a cork in a barrel.  Took some mighty wads of lard to get the "gnome" unstuck that day!  Now don't get yourself all hot and worked up Doc M!  I wouldn't recommend putting lard all over your body as an addition to your list of "treatments".  Yuk!
: : Besides you are a slippery enough character as you are.

: : Shooting tires out on Suburban Ugly Vehicles sounds like fun though.  And creditors are ALWAYS game in season!

: : 
: : Billygnome

: Oh, please. Lard? Does Doc M look like a savage to you?
: The Nature's Own Full-Frontal Bodyworks offered at the
: Clinic are herbal essences collected under the full moon
: by my staff of virginal handmaidens...and you think YOU
: have trouble finding good help these days! Oy! Try finding
: a virgin in Mohicanland! "Virginal forests" my eye!!!

: And my tastes are NOT weird. *Non-mainstream* perhaps.

: Doc M


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