Re: Speaking of Accents & Imposter Alert!!!

Posted by Miss Paddletale on November 15, 1999 at 13:37:42:

In Reply to: Re: Speaking of Accents posted by Doc M on November 15, 1999 at 13:04:41:

SUPPOSEDLY "Doctor Mary" writes:
: I've also heard that this was true about some of the real
: oldtimers living on the Outer Banks of NC. And there may
: be a few pockets left in the Appalachians where you can
: hear traces of it, but it's dying out rapidly. There are
: two really good books that talk about this, both by
: Horace Kephart -- "Our Southern Highlanders" and "Smoky
: Mountain Voices." And how about the music? The more I
: listen to traditional Irish and Scots music and bluegrass,
: you hear all the parallels. Fascinating stuff.

: I know, I know -- an unusual Doc M. post. It happens
: once in a while. Maybe I got hit in the head! VBG!

: Doc M

*ack! squawk!! quackquackquack!!!*

Help!! Flap-flap! *squawk!* There's some strange person wandering around in Mohicanland claiming to to Doc M! *quack-quack, squack-squack!* This person makes SENSE!! *squawk! squark!!* Call Sheriff Twigg!! Call Martial Art!! Imposter alert! POSTER IMPOSTER! POSTER IMPOSTER! *quackquackquack!*
No sleazy jokes!! No sexy pink bunny suit!! No bashing of gnomes or drooling over loincloths!! Who does this person think she's fooling?? *squawk!* We aren't as stoopid as we LOOK, ya know!! *ack! Quack!!*

Send for the FBI, the CIA, the IRS, the UFL, or the SPCA!! Get her outta here!! We want the REAL Doc M! *sqawk!* We DEMAND the real Doc M!! *quack!!* Hand her over, you fraudulent, scum-sucking phony!!

*Ackackackack!! Squarkle, squerk!*

Frantically Yours,
Miss Paddletale

Follow Ups:

• Re: Speaking of Accents & Imposter Alert!!! Gnome 19:11:10 11/15/99 (3)
  • Re: Speaking of Accents & Imposter Alert!!! Doc M 08:42:37 11/16/99 (2)
    • Re: Speaking of Accents & Imposter Alert!!! Gnome 13:15:58 11/16/99 (1)
      • Re: Speaking of Accents & Imposter Alert!!! Doc M 14:39:47 11/16/99 (0)

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: SUPPOSEDLY "Doctor Mary" writes:
: : I've also heard that this was true about some of the real
: : oldtimers living on the Outer Banks of NC. And there may
: : be a few pockets left in the Appalachians where you can
: : hear traces of it, but it's dying out rapidly. There are
: : two really good books that talk about this, both by
: : Horace Kephart -- "Our Southern Highlanders" and "Smoky
: : Mountain Voices." And how about the music? The more I
: : listen to traditional Irish and Scots music and bluegrass,
: : you hear all the parallels. Fascinating stuff. 

: : I know, I know -- an unusual Doc M. post. It happens
: : once in a while. Maybe I got hit in the head! VBG!

: : Doc M

: *ack!  squawk!!  quackquackquack!!!*

: Help!!  Flap-flap!  *squawk!*  There's some strange person wandering around in Mohicanland claiming to to Doc M!  *quack-quack, squack-squack!*  This person makes SENSE!!  *squawk!  squark!!*  Call Sheriff Twigg!!  Call Martial Art!!  Imposter alert!  POSTER IMPOSTER!  POSTER IMPOSTER!  *quackquackquack!*
: No sleazy jokes!!  No sexy pink bunny suit!!  No bashing of gnomes or drooling over loincloths!!  Who does this person think she's fooling??  *squawk!*  We aren't as stoopid as we LOOK, ya know!!  *ack!  Quack!!*

: Send for the FBI, the CIA, the IRS, the UFL, or the SPCA!! Get her outta here!!  We want the REAL Doc M!  *sqawk!*  We DEMAND the real Doc M!!  *quack!!*  Hand her over, you fraudulent, scum-sucking phony!!  

: *Ackackackack!!  Squarkle, squerk!*  

: Frantically Yours,
: Miss Paddletale


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