Posted by MMMMarcia on November 05, 1999 at 10:00:39:
In Reply to: Re: Come Back DDL - All Is Forgiven!! and Little Joe Strikes Again! posted by Doc M on November 05, 1999 at 09:39:42:
Doc M writes:
: Well it wasn't only Little Joe who possessed the gift of
: cataclysmal canoodling as I recall. Anything with an XX
: chromosome that locked lips with any member of the Cartwright
: Clan had only 45 minutes to live.
>>SEW true, Doc! I even think I remember Pa having a doomed relationship or two! hehe
:Either that or they were
: exposed as a divorcee or slut or sometimes both.
>>Yes, some shady character from their wicked past would show up and expose them for the shameless harlots they really were! Just out to get their hands on that ranch and some of Hop Sing's cooking, no doubt!
:Or they
: "moved to San Francisco" which I always took to be a
: polite euphemisim...like when your Mom would tell you
: that "Fluffy went to live in the country." Uh huh.
hehehaha!!
: Now Little Joe was ok, but I couldn't look at him without
: thinking of "I Was A Teenaged Werewolf." I mean the hair
: on that man! I think he sold the excess off to mattress
: factories!
He WAS a tad hirsute, but still pretty cute, if you like those boyish types. I followed him right over onto Little House on the Prairie...but I drew the line at that angel show.
:Let us instead talk of Adam -- dark, dangerous,
: surly, possessing a continual five o' clock shadow. Didn't
: he also "move to San Francisco" after he asked for more
: money and they threw him off the show?
Well...I reckon if you didn't like hair, Adam WAS the man for you...especially since even the little that he had on the show turned out to be a "piece." He was too sinister looking for me. I even liked Hoss better! What a goofy-but-lovable guy he was! And now that you mention it...I think Adam DID move to San Francisco....hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....???? Maybe he's got a townhouse somewhere with Fluffy? Serves him right after masquerading as Trapper John for awhile!! We all know who the REAL Trapper John was, don't we?? Yeah, ol' What's His Name who left MASH and moved to San Francisco, too! Must be a whole ENCLAVE of Past-Their-Prime actors and Over-the-Hill kitty cats living out there!
MMMM