Re: Good Morning!...Wake up and smell the ROAST, Billy!

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: : : : : There!  That's much better than "No Messages Posted".  The only thing that would make this morning any better is a Mohicanland coffee mug and a visit from the Puuuuummmmpkiiiiiin Fairy!  I need a pumpkin...have a request for a "Carved Gnome".

: : : : : Dana

: : : : First you need to roast him at 325 degrees -- l/2 hour
: : : : per pound of gnome. If he's dried, you'll have to soak
: : : : him in water overnight before roasting. If he's fresh,
: : : : just put a little crabapple in his mouth and pop him
: : : : in the oven! (Don't forget the apple, unless you want
: : : : to hear a lot of annoying screeching!) When you can
: : : : stick a fork in him easily, remove from oven, let sit
: : : : for 15 minutes, then carve. I know Lainey prefers cajun-
: : : : style Blackened Gnome, but I prefer them plain. Call me
: : : : old-fashioned. Hope this helps!

: : : : Doc M

: : : Doctor Mary,

: : : Actually, I prefer to carve up these gnomes a bit, stuff a fat beeswax candle in its mouth & let it sit on some Dutch stoop throughout the chilly Harvest Moon nights. Then, once All Hallow's Eve has passed, I like to burn them to dust. Wood Gnome ash ...

: : : Ashes to ashes, dust to dust ... it's a handy base for some damn good soap.

: : : That's my personal favorite heirloom receipt anyway. 

: : : Lainey

: : : PS Doctor M, of course your Charlatan Cabin will be logistically situated in very close proximity to the Trading Post! You'll be needed for an occasional shake down.

: : Hmmm -- The Gnome Carabine must be in a stupor this morning.
: : He usually senses something afoot when he's being toasted,
: : roasted, stuffed or carved. 

: : PPS: It's that "Charlatan" part, while euphonious, that might
: :      be off-putting to potential clientele. "Cabin of The
: :      Beneficent and Healing White Light" is so much more
: :      accurate, don't you think?

: : Doc M

: 
: Gee!  What fun is a Roast without the Roastee?  Especially when Doc M is doin' the cookin'!

: Dana


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