Posted by Diana on October 17, 1999 at 15:32:21:
Hello MohicanLand,
Following notice to be displayed at MohicanLand Post Office:
REWARD offered by the Governor of NC for any information on the whereabouts of the meteorological terrorists that have buried a Hurricane Magnet device in the Carolinas.
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OF course, I'm just joshin'. Please pardon my cynacism - I'm simply trying to "fluidly" share the extent of my "damp"ened spirits on the "torrential" amounts of recent "Flash flood warnings" seen by my fine "sodden" state. I am now "saturated" with joy as I don my galoshes and make my "dousing" trip to my car as I pray (AGAIN!) for another tomorrow "drenched" in sunshine ! But not to worry - I'll just keep on jumping through "waterfalls" to return to MohicanLand - which is better than Calgon!
"Moistly" yours,
Diana