Posted by MBMP on October 14, 1999 at 14:34:15:
In Reply to: BULLETIN! posted by MBMP on October 14, 1999 at 11:20:28:
: It has been brought to our attention that several VIP's (Very Importent Posters) are MISSING from Mohicanland.
: One,Ms.Get Your Hinies Back Here NOW, telephoned our headquarters this morning ranting about squash, naked ducks, THE Pumpkin Fairy, old ladies with hangovers, and a woman with a penchant for a man with a long gun. The latter excels at tracking said man.
: Ms. NOW assures this office that these characters are NOT dangerous. She does advise caution, however, as these VIP's are very clever and just may try to "crack you up".
: Any sightings of these Mohicanland VIP's should be reported immediately.
: Thank you,
: Daner
: Mohicanland Bureau of Missing Posters
After reviewing this bulletin, it has become quite apparent I should add my last name. That would be Sneverclever. Daner Sneverclever.
Thanks,
DS