Posted by GnomeDome on October 09, 1999 at 00:30:09:
In Reply to: Mohicanland Anthem Contest posted by Miss Gaylee Cooper on October 09, 1999 at 00:22:11:
: Citizens and Friends,
: It has been suggested that our fair colony is in need of a national anthem. The Mohicanland Library and Histerical Committee has thus decided to sponsor a contest for the best song. We encourage all citizens to think about what Mohicanland means to them and to submit their anthems.
: When all submissions have been received, the citizens will cast their votes for their favorite song. In case of a tie, the top contestants will run a gauntlet, kindly organized for us by S.Girty and his Shawnee brothers. Whomever is left standing will be declared the winner.
: First Prize will be an all-expense paid week's vacation at Fort William Henry, with an opportunity to participate in a realistic re-enactment of the Fort William Henry Massacre, staged by Frontier Frolics, Inc. of Gnadenhutten, PA.
: First runner-up will receive free rehabilitation in Dr. Mary's Program for the Artistically Challenged.
: So send in those manuscripts, folks. All entries must be post-marked no later than midnight, August 4, 1757. We assume no responsibility for manuscripts which get burned, blown up, waterlogged or eaten by the Gnome.
: Miss Gaylee Cooper
*SNORK* wha? huh? who's there? *thought he had heard his name spoken. Had nightmare of someone called Bayleaf Stupor stuffing
paper into his mouth and telling him to chew*
Musta been something I et. Gotta watch that......*falls back
asleep dreaming of sugar plums and MMMMMMMMMarcia's FFUUUUUUDDGE.*
Gnomedome