Posted by Costive Crone on October 08, 1999 at 20:22:36:
In Reply to: Re: A Crock of Crones posted by Old Crone on October 08, 1999 at 16:18:57:
: Birdie,
: Wal, I swan, thet pitchur is tha best one I ever seen of myself. Course, thet was when I was young and goodlookin'
: Old Crone
Okay, Old Crone...altogether now, ONE MORE TIME:
*la, la, la...
Cruisin' down the River, On a fiery wattle hut,
The Crone's flat out,
The Duck doth shout,
All do seem lost, BUT...
Paddletale swam to ye, and walked ye round and round,
And now ye do be sav-ed, and back on solid ground!!
The gnome, he tried to swim out, to give Miss P a hand,
He gave a groan,
Sank like a stone,
(He should not leave the land!)
But all is well that ends well, Yer home where ye belong,
Now pass the waffles, will ya...it's time to end this song!*