Posted by She Who Tracks on October 04, 1999 at 18:46:36:
In Reply to: Gnome-ore late nights helping humans. Harumph posted by Gnome on October 03, 1999 at 18:40:04:
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: Well, seems there is a big feast going on hmmmm? And not only is the gnome not invited, but ignored to boot. Humph.
: I suppose ignored is better than trussed up in a net and hung from a treee.....but still in all. Guess nobody ever told these humans about what happens when gnomes are snubbed and a little food isnt set out in kindness for the gnomes. Ain't no gnomes staying up late gnome-ore and working at their crafts trying to help, while humans sleep. Aint no gnomes seen ever more for that matter.
: Humph. Let them do it theirselves then.
: *muttering and cursing*
: Gnome
Dear Gnome,
I'm so sorry you weren't at the party - really. I fully expected to open the big basket and find it was full of Gnome instead of catfish, but since the Gnome was nowhere to be found, it seems Sheriff Twigg really DID get that old granddaddy catfish after all. Not that I would suspect him of telling fish tales, of course.
I think it is high time we throw a Gnome party - acorns and mushrooms and all sorts of wonderful gastro-gnomic delicacies. I'll have to speak to Miss Marcia about it. Any excuse for a party in Mohicanland! Have you any special Gnomy friends you would like to be included on the guest list?
She Who Tracks