Posted by Dana S. on October 04, 1999 at 13:50:32:
In Reply to: Re: Great LOTM Party...Calling Doctor M posted by MMMMarcia on October 04, 1999 at 11:59:36:
: Dana writes:
: : Thank you, Doctor M and Marcia , for your kind and thoughtful concern! I knew I could count on you! I did, however, remember an old remedy called Celebatium Infinitum. As you may or may not know, this is quite a bitter pill. Just the thouhgt of this pill was enough to cure my husband instantly! And, to make a long story short, I am getting a DVD player! He just can't wait to see the Direcor's Cut! This remedy, by the way, is not as messy as the fish bait thing, and a bit quicker that duct tape.
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: Good points, my dear, but I would ask you this: WHO are you trying to punish, here, with such drastic action?? Yikes! There's such a thing as cutting off one's nose to spite one's face, eh?
: MMMM
Quite right, MMMMarcia. It's clean. It's quick. But it's VEEEEERY risky. WARNING! THIS TREATMENT COULD BE HAZARDOUS TO NEWLYWEDS AND DOCTOR M TYPES!
Dana