Posted by Doctor M on October 04, 1999 at 08:58:03:
Sorry for the delay in responding, but Doctor M had to take
some R&R at a "Glow Lodge" -- as opposed to a nasty smelly
old Sweat Lodge. As we all know, ladies of exquisite sensibilities
like Doctor Mary do NOT sweat -- they glow. This particular
lodge was located in a trackless wilderness. It must have
been, because Doctor M had to wait 5 whole minutes before
her lean but muscular masseuse brought her her morning coffee.
She had to get a bit testy and ask if Juan Valdez's donkey
was lame or something, but after a brisk rubdown she recovered
her normally delightful temperament. Then she joined a party
of a whole group of scantily-attired long-haired studly muffins
for a brisk scamper through the fall leaves -- this is prime
season for tracking down wee gnomes, and stuffing and drying
them for winter. They make cunning little Christmas ornaments.
Anyway, yes, Doctor M's School of Frontier Modeling and Etiquette
has indeed started its Fall Open Enrollment. Any interested
lean, muscular, long-haired somewhat feral applicant is more
than welcome. Lots of "Please! Please! Please!" or "One at a
time, boys!" can be heard coming out of those windows, let
me tell you. (Doctor Mary had a another very funny line here,
but it's in poor taste, so we'll leave it at that.)
And for Dana -- with a few notable exceptions, it's a baaad
idea to invite Husband Units to a LOTM party. They're jealous,
small-creatures, most of 'em. Doctor M's ex-H.U. used to
make "humorous" little comments too, till I chopped him up
for fish bait. Nuff said.
Good to be back! Huggies!
Doctor M