Posted by Bill R (my I'm pesky today!) on September 30, 1999 at 20:43:43:
In Reply to: Re: The Hits Keep A-Comin'! posted by Gayle on September 30, 1999 at 19:52:02:
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: : : : : : : Dear Rich,
: : : : : : : You've got to remember, school is in again. It's probably all those teachers desperately looking for a quick plot summary of Last of The Mohicans. ;o)
: : : : : : : Gayle
: : : : : : Test #1
: : : : : : 1. Write an essay on the role played by Joan D'Arc in the French and Indian War.
: : : : : : 2. Who was Hunkus?
: : : : : : 3. Who said: "Ah, have a heart.?"
: : : : : : 4. What color is Sassy's magic carpet?
: : : : : : 5. Name three important traders.
: : : : : : 6. In what area of medicine does Dr. Mary specialize?
: : : : : : 7. What was the Bee Holder's first adventcha?
: : : : : : .Pat
: : : : : Like I just said in a post to Dana, between the Archives and the Musings, Rich and Elaine have created a whole university on this site. Now we begin to see the lesson plans shape up toward the graduation requirements. This is a fine test and should separate the truly academic from the pretenders. What degrees will we bee awarding?
: : : : : Gayle
: : : : I would assume either a Bee A. or a Bee S.
: : : : Let's see.....
: : : : 1. Saved various Bee peoples, gnome, wattle huts, crones etc from the ravages of the great flood of mohicanland
: : : : 2. Uncas the Hunkus of course
: : : : 3. Either Munro or Magua (do I get half credit for this one?)
: : : : 4. Since she associates so closely with Marcia, I would guess
: : : : blue - as in bluebirds.
: : : : 5. Canadian, French, Mohican, Alaskan, and not admitted but trader at large - one gnome gunsmith
: : : : 6. Loincloths. No, kidding. Psychology and Psychiatry - of which both therapy is firstly and greatly needed by the doc herself.
: : : : 7. no answer on this one. Wasn't there yet. Was still exiled.
: : : : *sigh*
: : : : Hey, will this be graded on a curve?
: : : : Bill R
: : : Dear Aspiring Graduate,
: : : We in Mohicanland University like to adhere to the standards of Professor Emeritus Magua who did his grading on a curve on the George Road. It appears you need to Studi the material a bit more before you take the test again.
: : : Gayle
: : "Studi the material?????" Excuse me, Gayle -- please stand
: : still while Doctor M adminsters emergency sand-filled sock
: : therapy for the treatment of terrible puns.*WHACK!!!WHACK!!!
: : WHACK!!!* There! Allll better now.
: : I have an extra credit question for the test -- Who is
: : Dweebie Day-Lewis and what is the name of his weapon?
: : Doctor M
: Dear Doctor M,
: Aaaaaah, thank you for the sand-filled sock therapy. It felt so good after a day at the office. Upun my word, I'm now completely relaxed and and clear of mind again! I believe I'll go read another Cooper novel.
: Gayle
Yeah, that's the only way you would get ME to read a Cooper novel. Whack me with a sand filled sock. Sandbag me. Yup.
The only way.
Bill R