Posted by Bill R on September 29, 1999 at 20:14:06:
In Reply to: Re: The Hits Keep A-Comin'! posted by Gayle on September 29, 1999 at 18:40:29:
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: : : : : Dear Rich,
: : : : : You've got to remember, school is in again. It's probably all those teachers desperately looking for a quick plot summary of Last of The Mohicans. ;o)
: : : : : Gayle
: : : : Test #1
: : : : 1. Write an essay on the role played by Joan D'Arc in the French and Indian War.
: : : : 2. Who was Hunkus?
: : : : 3. Who said: "Ah, have a heart.?"
: : : : 4. What color is Sassy's magic carpet?
: : : : 5. Name three important traders.
: : : : 6. In what area of medicine does Dr. Mary specialize?
: : : : 7. What was the Bee Holder's first adventcha?
: : : : .Pat
: : : Like I just said in a post to Dana, between the Archives and the Musings, Rich and Elaine have created a whole university on this site. Now we begin to see the lesson plans shape up toward the graduation requirements. This is a fine test and should separate the truly academic from the pretenders. What degrees will we bee awarding?
: : : Gayle
: : I would assume either a Bee A. or a Bee S.
: : Let's see.....
: : 1. Saved various Bee peoples, gnome, wattle huts, crones etc from the ravages of the great flood of mohicanland
: : 2. Uncas the Hunkus of course
: : 3. Either Munro or Magua (do I get half credit for this one?)
: : 4. Since she associates so closely with Marcia, I would guess
: : blue - as in bluebirds.
: : 5. Canadian, French, Mohican, Alaskan, and not admitted but trader at large - one gnome gunsmith
: : 6. Loincloths. No, kidding. Psychology and Psychiatry - of which both therapy is firstly and greatly needed by the doc herself.
: : 7. no answer on this one. Wasn't there yet. Was still exiled.
: : *sigh*
: : Hey, will this be graded on a curve?
: : Bill R
: Dear Aspiring Graduate,
: We in Mohicanland University like to adhere to the standards of Professor Emeritus Magua who did his grading on a curve on the George Road. It appears you need to Studi the material a bit more before you take the test again.
: Gayle
Well that's the last dam time I buy anything from the Canadian Trader. Those friggin test answers she sold me weren't worth diddly apparently.
Marcia!!! Hey Marcia? Can I see your notes? Hey, slip your test sheet a little my direction and let me sneak a look, huh? Honest, that Magua teacher guy won't catch us! And even if he did, what could he do about it?
Bill R