Re: Okay, Who's The Wise Guy...

Name    : 
E-Mail  : 
Subject : 

Comments:
: : : : ...who dumped that nasty wet croaker sack on the doorstep of
: : : : the Mohicanland Home For The Terminally Bizarre??? Whatever's
: : : : in there is flopping around and screeching like a Siamese cat
: : : : on a hot plate...and my God in heaven, the SMELL!!! Doctor
: : : : M has not smelled anything like it since one of her many
: : : : admirers left her a dead elk last July and forgot to tell
: : : : her about it!!! Now being endowed with a sense of unquenchable
: : : : scientific curiousity, Doctor Mary is sorely tempted to
: : : : dissect the thing, whatever it may be. Perhaps a few brisk
: : : : whacks with a rifle butt will sedate the poor misbegotten
: : : : creature before she commences. I see the return address on
: : : : the sack is Sas... Sas Soo something. Can't quite make it
: : : : out. And I notice little wee gnome-like footprints all around
: : : : the place where it was left. Hmmmmm. Will let all of you
: : : : know if I find some sort of vestigial brain on this thing,
: : : : but it seems highly unlikely.

: : : : Kiss! Kiss!

: : : : Doctor M

: : : Doc M,

: : : Does it look to you like I am wearing a UPS uniform?  These are lederhosen thank you very much.  I would not, and did not, soil my hands with such a sack of ....well you know.  But perhaps that explains the smell, eh?

: : : Gnome of Innocence

: : Hah! I have it from a high white horse souse that you are
: : working part-time for the United Pixie Service!! The
: : prosecution rests!!!

: : Doctor M

: Ya know, thinking about it, maybe that particularly pesky parrot put that thing on your doorstep.  He has been AWFUL quiet and keeping a low profile lately......

: And by the way Doc M, for crying out loud put some CLOTHES on when you answer the door!!!!!

: Gnome


Optional Link URL:  
Link Title:         
Optional Image URL: