Re: Okay, Who's The Wise Guy...

Posted by Gnome on September 29, 1999 at 10:13:35:

In Reply to: Okay, Who's The Wise Guy... posted by Doctor Mary on September 29, 1999 at 09:50:09:

: ...who dumped that nasty wet croaker sack on the doorstep of
: the Mohicanland Home For The Terminally Bizarre??? Whatever's
: in there is flopping around and screeching like a Siamese cat
: on a hot plate...and my God in heaven, the SMELL!!! Doctor
: M has not smelled anything like it since one of her many
: admirers left her a dead elk last July and forgot to tell
: her about it!!! Now being endowed with a sense of unquenchable
: scientific curiousity, Doctor Mary is sorely tempted to
: dissect the thing, whatever it may be. Perhaps a few brisk
: whacks with a rifle butt will sedate the poor misbegotten
: creature before she commences. I see the return address on
: the sack is Sas... Sas Soo something. Can't quite make it
: out. And I notice little wee gnome-like footprints all around
: the place where it was left. Hmmmmm. Will let all of you
: know if I find some sort of vestigial brain on this thing,
: but it seems highly unlikely.

: Kiss! Kiss!

: Doctor M

Doc M,

Does it look to you like I am wearing a UPS uniform? These are lederhosen thank you very much. I would not, and did not, soil my hands with such a sack of ....well you know. But perhaps that explains the smell, eh?

Gnome of Innocence

Follow Ups:

• Re: Okay, Who's The Wise Guy... Doctor Mary 10:20:42 9/29/99 (3)
  • Re: Okay, Who's The Wise Guy... Gnome again 11:10:27 9/29/99 (1)
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  • Re: Okay, Who's The Wise Guy... Gnome 11:07:10 9/29/99 (0)

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: : ...who dumped that nasty wet croaker sack on the doorstep of
: : the Mohicanland Home For The Terminally Bizarre??? Whatever's
: : in there is flopping around and screeching like a Siamese cat
: : on a hot plate...and my God in heaven, the SMELL!!! Doctor
: : M has not smelled anything like it since one of her many
: : admirers left her a dead elk last July and forgot to tell
: : her about it!!! Now being endowed with a sense of unquenchable
: : scientific curiousity, Doctor Mary is sorely tempted to
: : dissect the thing, whatever it may be. Perhaps a few brisk
: : whacks with a rifle butt will sedate the poor misbegotten
: : creature before she commences. I see the return address on
: : the sack is Sas... Sas Soo something. Can't quite make it
: : out. And I notice little wee gnome-like footprints all around
: : the place where it was left. Hmmmmm. Will let all of you
: : know if I find some sort of vestigial brain on this thing,
: : but it seems highly unlikely.

: : Kiss! Kiss!

: : Doctor M

: Doc M,

: Does it look to you like I am wearing a UPS uniform?  These are lederhosen thank you very much.  I would not, and did not, soil my hands with such a sack of ....well you know.  But perhaps that explains the smell, eh?

: Gnome of Innocence


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