Posted by The Traveling Minstrel on September 28, 1999 at 19:09:32:
Good 'Morrow
Friends, Mohicanites
I have a tale for you this night..
Of two most valiant and sure
Who proclaimed that movie- was it the F&I War?
Well no matter
Let it be said
These two give us our daily bread
Oh Mohicanites!
Where would we begin?
Without the support of our dear kin..
Rich, Rich, Rich and Elaine..
They deal with things
Oh must profane!
Such as the daily wearisome posts
Of some who surely like to boast
And state freely their stupidity
(Is this sort of thing hereditary?)
Rich, Rich, Rich and Elaine..
On these such posts
They have placed a bane!
Oh finally we shall not hear
Those rude, crude posts
Which do bring a tear
To mine ever faithful eye
Who surely, oh surely,
would certainly die
If it were not for his daily dose
Of this..The Mohicanite's Post!