Posted by Woody Gnome on September 23, 1999 at 13:15:06:
In Reply to: A Birthday Proclamation for Mohicanland posted by Miss Marcia on September 23, 1999 at 12:28:01:
Miss Katie,
A very special Gnome birthday greeting from the Mohican woods.
Gnomes, being gnomes, love mushrooms and mushrooms therefore are a very special gift when given by a Gnome. And this gnome is presenting you with a very special form of mushroom.....the rare and tasty Mohicanland Woods truffle, freshly rooted out of the ground by Old Crone. Enjoy!
Woody Gnome
: *Miss Marcia knocks on door of Quilt Shoppe, holding large platter of special Birthday Fuu-uuuuudge in hand*
: *door opens*
: *la, la, la...mi, mi, mi....ahem...*
: "Happy Birthday to YOU,
: Happy Birthday to YOU,
: Happy Birthday, Miss Katie,
: Happy Birthday to YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUU!"
: Here is a batch of my special fuu-uuuuuuudge for you, and my very best well wishes for a wonderfully happy and gloriously blessed birthday! It was a fine day for Mohicanland when you moved into our little village, and I hope all your special wishes come true!"
: Yours Most Graciously,
: Miss Marcia
: (I know everyone will join Miss Marcia in wishing our own Miss Katie a very happy birthday!)