Posted by Doctor Mary on September 22, 1999 at 10:05:36:
Doctor Mary is having a Super Clearance Sale on pannikins of
her patented Board Bug Remover. She offering this as a public
service due to the recent plague of the noxious nimrods who
have been infesting every nook and cranny of Mohicanland lately.
Doctor Mary's Board Bug Remover is guaranteed to be environmentally
safe for all animal, vegetable, and gnome-al life, and it
comes in three natural fragrances -- Piney Fresh Forest,
Bubbling Mountain Spring, and Whew! Time To Change Those
Buckskins, Bub!
Doctor Mary will be setting up a special stand at Bumppo's
for this One-Time Only Sale of the Eighteenth Century.
She will also have her fold-out camp couch in the back
room for those who need special one-on-one quickie counseling.
Please get to Bumppo's early, as Doctor Mary is having a
helluva time trying to keep Miss Marcia from drinking
all the Bug Remover.
Kiss! Kiss!
Doctor M