Posted by Mutterings from the Hickory Perch on September 19, 1999 at 21:26:05:
In Reply to: Re: Visit to Miss Polly Anna posted by Percival on September 19, 1999 at 16:19:07:
: (Percival) HEY AUNT GAYLEE - LOOK AT THE GREEN CHICKEN!!
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{*mumble, mumble, flutter, fluff, preen*
Well, here comes trouble...lookit that fat little kid all decked out in lace...who the heck's he callin' a CHICKEN???
*mutter, mumble, fluffle*
Time to do my stuff...I'll start softly....}
BASIL: "Small Squ'ark! Hel-LO! Hel-lo! Squ'ark!"
PERCIVAL: AUNTIE GAYLEE...the chicken's TALKING!!!
{*mutter, mumble, fluff, preen* Still with the "chicken" bit...whadup wid that? Come on over here, Percy, Baby. That's it, kid...just a leetle bit closer...I'll coax him sweetly...}
BASIL: "Squ'ark...Hello! I'm a good birdie! I'm SUCH a good birdie!"
PERCIVAL: Lookit the stupid green chicken, callin' himself a GOOD birdie! Hey, chicken! Can you fly??
{*mutter, mumble, flap, flap* I'll show ya fly, you little TUB! Hmmm....Obviously, I'm gonna have to "nip" this chicken thing in the bud, aren't I? hehe... Step right up here CLOSE, why doncha! More coaxing? OK...}
BASIL: "Squ'ark! Basil wants head scratches! Basil wants head scratches!"
{Now, stick your finger right this way, Kid...that's it...I'll just lean my head down sweetly...reach right out, kid...}
PERCIVAL: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWCCCCCCCCCCH!!
BASIL: AH-HA-HA-HA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! Squ'ark! Basil GOTCHA! BASIL GOTCHA!!! Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeech!
*flap, flap, flap, flutter, preen* Oh, I LOVE it when I'm a BAD bird!!