Posted by Miss Marcia on September 17, 1999 at 19:11:04:
Yooooo-hooooooo...Saaaaaaassy? We need your help here at my DownHome Kitchen, girl! Could you fly on up, and bring along any extra carpets, towels, blankies and the like? We got us a heap o' SOAKIN' WET critters up here! There's two-leggers, and four-leggers, and even SIX-leggers! They're all a-coughin' and a-splutterin', and I'm tryin' my best to get some hot tea or a bit of buttered rum down their half-drowned throats. But something to dry 'em all off and wrap 'em all up in would be real good. There's a whole lotta shakin' goin' on around here, and a good bit o' shiverin', too!
Gotta run! Here comes my Main Squeeze, Benton, with another fishnet full of soggy bees! Hurry on over, PUH-leeeeeeze!!!
Yours Frantically,
Miss Marcia