Posted by Gnome on September 15, 1999 at 21:47:54:
In Reply to: Re: Happy BDay JFC??? And a crime in Mohicanland! posted by Guert Ten Eyke on September 15, 1999 at 21:21:13:
: : "ACK! SHRIEK!!!! SOMEONE DONE STOLE MY POSSUM TURNOVERS CLEAN OFFA THIS WINDA SILL!!!! Why, if I get my hands on the low-down, sneakin', rascal that did this, I'll wring his neck and serve up HIS gizzard for tonight's meal, instead!!
: : "Sherrif Twigg, Sherrif Twigg!!!! Where be ye?? A crime's done been committed!!!"
: : Miss Marcia
: GOOD JOB, BOYS! Just bring that platter right on in the kitchen here, and set it down over there on that deal table. Those possum turnovers will just hit the spot for those bizarre literary types having the birthday party for some author that kept writing about a guy named Eaglebeak, or whatever. Can't believe they're going to drink a toast with buttermilk. Fortunate that Miss Gaylee had some cooling in her springhouse this afternoon, or we couldn't have filled out the menu. Now I suppose they're going to ask for separate checks, too!
: Guert Ten Eyke
: Proprietor
: JFC Fast Foods
Yes, well you can have it! I desire neither eat nor drink of what is offered. Yuk. Just the thought of that cuisine makes my head spin and gives me a quezy stomach more than this here stupid acorn boat I am spinnin around in. AND, as revolting as that cuisine is, the literary prose of the one to whom they drink and toast makes my head swim and spin MORE than your cuisine there.
I wouldn't drink to THAT prose even with the fare you offer.
Gnome