Posted by Sheriff Twigg on September 15, 1999 at 21:07:05:
In Reply to: Re: The Ark in the D'ark posted by Old Crone on September 15, 1999 at 20:47:38:
: Help! Help! Yo Help!
: I woked up this mornin' ta find some spear-totin' French gal stole my wattle hut fer her houseboat. What am I gonna do? My beautiful, fine home is floatin' away and me with it. Help!
: Old Crone
Coulda sworn I heard a cry for help near the river. Now where can that be comin' from? So durn dark and rainy that I can't hardly see - ooooooooops! gotta watch them mud slides. Icky! Yuck! Now I got my uniform all slopped up, and I was just on my way to check on Miss Marcia - can't go lookin' like this.
Gnome, you seen anything of that raft that was moored here under the trees last night?
Bent Twigg