Posted by Gnomeboy on September 11, 1999 at 13:02:30:
In Reply to: Re: Gnome, Gnome On The Range posted by Doctor M on September 11, 1999 at 12:24:45:
: Oh, you pathetic, vertically-challenged, trusting fool!!! You
: think E the Terrible stoops to be on your side? Sure, go
: to her! See her beckon you with a warm welcoming smile
: on one hand, while she hides her large wooden Gnome-Whacker
: behind her back with the other! Go ahead! Make her day, Gnome-
: punk!
: Doctor M
Gnome-punk? Gnome-punk? Were I bigger I would kick you in the shins for that, but kicking you in the toe will have to do.
You need to go back and look hard at the pic I sent you. Study it. It says it all.
Besides, we gnomes are fleet of foot. We can vanish in a heart-beat. We know all the hiding spots. AND, people who try to swat at us always seem to aim too high for some reason and miss us. I have no worries of treachery. Are you forgetting our vicious, pointy-toothed attack rabbit? Sic 'er!!!
(what's a gnome-whacker?)