Posted by Bill R on August 31, 1999 at 21:47:10:
In Reply to: Re: Dream on ... DEATHS! posted by MMMMarcia on August 31, 1999 at 19:58:32:
: Bill wrote:
: :And here I am a kindly, inoffensive, industrious, light-hearted little gnome going about my woodcrafting and minding my own business with nary an impolite word for anyone - not even Old Hoot Poopie-Head Doc Mary of the Weird Ways and E-vile disposition!
: Obviously, Folks...to gnome him is to love him! (So he'd have us THINK!)
: MMMM
Another hoot heard from. Sheesh. You'd think Doc and MMMM were E-vile sisters the way they are often in cahoots (excepting when competing for Hawkeye/DDL of course. THEN the fur flies, the goose poops, and mayhem to cause many a nightmares occurs!)
But ya know........this Gnome thing is started to make sense as a persona. Pity LOTM didn't have little wood gnomes appearing in places they shouldn't have during filming like red caps and such.
I mean.......Gnomes are short squatty fellows, with bad teeth, a pot belly, scraggly hair, HUGE feet, bad smell, uncertain dispositions......
Yeah, sound like anyone you folks know? It fits.
The Gnome