Re: Dream on ...

Posted by Gnome and his lawyer on August 31, 1999 at 14:37:59:

In Reply to: Re: Dream on ... posted by Victoria on August 31, 1999 at 14:29:17:

: : : : Oh, Mr. Patootie-Head, that is SO untrue. It is well-known that
: : : : the Hurons just love little smelly wood gnomes -- they stand
: : : : them in their gardens right next to the pink flamingos!
: : : : Suburban Hurons also find them handy to hold cunning wee
: : : : lanterns at the tops of their driveways.

:
: I
: : think it can be solved by threading a stick through a
: : teensy little wood gnome, poking it into the ground so
: : he stands upright, and having him frantically flap his
: : itty bitty arms and legs at the avian intruders.

: : Dr. M

: Cher M,

: All kinds of clever usages can be found for L'artificier Anglais, n'est pas? Yard ornaments are so au courant, though. Perhaps R & E could start up another line of businesss and stock them in the Mohicanland souvenier shop.

: Gotta run,
: V

Well dandy! Another voice heard from. Well fine, if you are gonna start up a whole line of Gnome items, then my lawyer here will work out a contract with you guys. I want a percentage of this venture if you are gonna use my likeness and such. *pouting - and nobody can pout like a Gnome*

Signed
A patently infringed upon Gnome

Follow Ups:

• Re: Dream on ... DEATHS! Rich 17:50:28 8/31/99 (5)
  • Re: Dream on ... DEATHS! Bill R 19:45:25 8/31/99 (4)
    • Re: Dream on ... DEATHS! MMMMarcia 19:58:32 8/31/99 (3)
      • Re: Dream on ... DEATHS! Bill R 21:47:10 8/31/99 (2)
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          • Re: Gnome more!!! Billy Gnome 22:44:02 8/31/99 (0)

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Comments:
: : : : : Oh, Mr. Patootie-Head, that is SO untrue. It is well-known that
: : : : : the Hurons just love little smelly wood gnomes -- they stand
: : : : : them in their gardens right next to the pink flamingos! 
: : : : : Suburban Hurons also find them handy to hold cunning wee
: : : : : lanterns at the tops of their driveways.

: : 
: :   I
: : : think it can be solved by threading a stick through a
: : : teensy little wood gnome, poking it into the ground so
: : : he stands upright, and having him frantically flap his
: : : itty bitty arms and legs at the avian intruders.

: : : Dr. M

: : Cher M,

: : All kinds of clever usages can be found for L'artificier Anglais, n'est pas?  Yard ornaments are so au courant, though.  Perhaps R & E could start up another line of businesss and stock them in the Mohicanland souvenier shop.

: : Gotta run,
: : V

: Well dandy!  Another voice heard from.  Well fine, if you are gonna start up a whole line of Gnome items, then my lawyer here will work out a contract with you guys.  I want a percentage of this venture if you are gonna use my likeness and such. *pouting - and nobody can pout like a Gnome*

: Signed
: A patently infringed upon Gnome


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