Re: Dream on ...

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: : Dear P-H:

: : Actually, the Rev. Wheelock, being a sterling East Coast
: : example of the breed, taught the Huron all his affectations.
: : I hear now they're riding their kids to lacrosse practice
: : on the backs of gigantic, oat-burning Clydesdales instead
: : of the more sensible compact models.

: I think I've seen some of those Clydesdales parked in the Handicapped Huron spots in front of such places as Huron Teeter Grocery, Magua's Heart Center, Sax and Fox 5th Avenue, etc.
: Annoying how they pull right into those spots and then hop off adroitly in their Armani breech clouts and go about their business as if they were special or something.

: Wait till the next oat crisis.  They'll be sorry then!
:  

: : And don't you worry about Dr. Mary's poopal problem. I
: : think it can be solved by threading a stick through a
: : teensy little wood gnome, poking it into the ground so
: : he stands upright, and having him frantically flap his
: : itty bitty arms and legs at the avian intruders.

: : Dr. M

: I suspect that if you thread that stick through the wood gnome where I THINK you mean, you won't have to have him frantically flap his itty bitty arms and legs.  He'll be doing it all on his own accord and throwing in some vocals which will scare not only avians away but most other living things also.

: Now, if you were to coat that wood gnome in chocolate and nuts and market Gnome-on-a-Stick you might have something there!  Packaging it would be a real bit-h though...........

: signed
: Smelly Wood Gnome sans stick thank you very much!

: P.S.  Hey Doc!  DUCK!!!!!!  Oops.  Got you again didn't he?  Hmmm next time he comes around should we say GOOSE! instead of duck do you think?


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