Posted by Doctor Mary on August 30, 1999 at 08:46:02:
Well, Doctor Mary got a real Sign from the Universal Life Force
today as she was climbing on her broom to go to work (late as
usual!) -- a large flock of geese flew over her head, and one...er...
jettisoned a very large poo-poo squarely on her head. *Note
to Mr. Bill (after he stops laughing)* -- please send a courier
with a very very large weapon of some sort to Doctor M's domicile
IMMEDIATELY!! On further reflection, perhaps some Mel Gibson
fans (there must be two or three) got together and hired this
thing to cause mayhem and distress to Doctor Mary's normally
impeccable coiffure...a sort of Hit Goose, if you will.
Since this Board has gotten very touchie-feelie over the weekend
during Doctor Mary's absence, she is positive that many heartfelt
messages of concern and support will just overwhelm her. She's
got many freshly-ironed dainty hankerchiefs all ready!
Kiss! Kiss! Hug! Hug!
Doctor M