Re: The E-clair Witch Project

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: : : : And Ms E. the T, I feel sure we were sisters in some
: : : : evil, depraved coven in a past life.

: : : : Doctor M

: : : Oh yes! That's right ... depravity in a magik coven. That does ring a sinister bell.

: : : Say, what's with this Rookie guy? He keeps asking that WE be studied! Remember the last wood loving gnome that tried that?
: : : We have him nicely preeeeeserved in foam-aldee-hide.

: : : So, Mohicanland Gunsmith, ya wanna play the odds?

: : : Ms E the T

: : Okay Ms E-clair.  You've obviously been up in them there mountains too long.  Time you ended your role as the motivation for the E-clair Witch Project and came down onto the Piedmont.
: : You have just been up in them NC mountains TOO long.

: : You know the Piedmont right?  Where the land is flat, the soil is rich and dark, and the women have all their teeth?  Nary a couch on the lawn anywheres.  People even have shoes!  More than one pair some say.

: : Gnome?  Did you call me gnome?  Well, better than being called Fairy I guess.....  

: : OOOooooooooooooh.  I'm so FRIGHTENED!  The evil witch sisters are gonna cast a spell on me.  Oh my oh dear whatever will I do? Why does a vision come to mind of Bett Midler and her inept sisters
: : in that movie, Spellbound was it?  Snark snark guffaw snort.

: : Bill (the Gnome) R *sounds like I oughta be taking bets or something - sounds like a bookie.  hmmm  Rookie the bookie, Gnome of OTB otherwise known as Old Toots Betting.*

: Hmmmmm...I see...I see Betty walking out on the lawn early
: Saturday morning...she hears...what? A little teeny weeny
: itsy bitsy voice coming from *GASP!!!* a large spider
: web just in front of her! "heellllppp meeee! heellllpppp meee!"
: heh heh heh.

: Old Toots Betting -- is that the sequel to Good Will Hunting???

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: Doc M


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