Re: Old Hoot and Old Poot

Posted by Bill R on August 26, 1999 at 10:03:19:

In Reply to: Re: Old Hoot and Old Poot posted by Sassy Soothsayer on August 26, 1999 at 08:36:07:

: Waddlin Willy wrote:
: : Gotcha Poot! But can't I have the PAIR of old boots? I mean, these here mocassins are wearing a mite thin trying to outrun Old Hoot's Deliverance relatives! Boots would be a deliverance, so to speak.

: Oh, so now *I'M* a Poot, too??? It's not bad enough you've designated my Sugar Sweet Twin Sister, Miss Marcia, an Old Poot, but now you've taken to calling her E-vile Twin Sister one, as well??? You DO love livin' dangerously, don't you? Think a batch of poisoned fuu-uuuudge is bad? You don't EVEN want ME stirrin' up a concoction and a spell agin ye! *me, hummin' a bar or two of "I Wish You Boils," and dustin' off my trusty cauldron*

: Sassy

You are right of course. Poot belongs to your sister. So what shall we call you, hmmmm? Lessee, how about Old Scoot, for the way you scoot around that cauldron of yours, or how about Old Newt for the disgusting things you put INTO that cauldron of yours, or how about Old Toot for that horn of yours you are always tootin'? I am of course, to be Old Coot. So that would make it, amongst the elders (and MY you ARE Elder are you not?)
Hoot, Poot, Coot and Toot.

Bill R
(scratching rash on butt that looks suspiciously like a boil)

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• Re: Old Hoot and Old Poot Sassy Soothsayer 12:02:34 8/26/99 (1)
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: : Waddlin Willy wrote:
: : : Gotcha Poot!  But can't I have the PAIR of old boots?  I mean, these here mocassins are wearing a mite thin trying to outrun Old Hoot's Deliverance relatives!  Boots would be a deliverance, so to speak.

: : Oh, so now *I'M* a Poot, too???  It's not bad enough you've designated my Sugar Sweet Twin Sister, Miss Marcia, an Old Poot, but now you've taken to calling her E-vile Twin Sister one, as well???  You DO love livin' dangerously, don't you?  Think a batch of poisoned fuu-uuuudge is bad?  You don't EVEN want ME stirrin' up a concoction and a spell agin ye!  *me, hummin' a bar or two of "I Wish You Boils," and dustin' off my trusty cauldron*

: : Sassy

: You are right of course.  Poot belongs to your sister.  So what shall we call you, hmmmm?  Lessee, how about Old Scoot, for the way you scoot around that cauldron of yours, or how about Old Newt for the disgusting things you put INTO that cauldron of yours, or how about Old Toot for that horn of yours you are always tootin'?  I am of course, to be Old Coot.  So that would make it, amongst the elders (and MY you ARE Elder are you not?)
: Hoot, Poot, Coot and Toot.

: Bill R
: (scratching rash on butt that looks suspiciously like a boil)


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