Re: For Doc Mary

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: : : : : : Doc Mary,

: : : : : : You haven't change one bit over the last year.....you are STILL completely looney, and clearly think more about things....well,
: : : : : : shall we say, intimate....than even I do.  And I thought I WAS sick and obsessive about such subjects!

: : : : : : Here's a gift for you.....a special salve for your loincloth chafed wilderness heros of the rippling muscles.....I got the prime ingredient while down In Tijuana....Hispanic Flyus - guaranteed to produce results.  Beneficial to both the administrator and the administree.

: : : : : : Bill R

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: : : : : Dear Mr. Bill:

: : : : : YOU think obsessively about ripply-muscled men in loincloths
: : : : : too???? Does Betty know about this? You might need more help
: : : : : than Doctor Mary can give you at this point. You might have
: : : : : to be referred to my associate, Ms. E-Layne The Terrible.
: : : : : She'll straighten you out. I've got, you should pardon the
: : : : : expression, my hands full at the moment.

: : : : : Kiss! Kiss!

: : : : : Doctor M

: : : : Whoa, Doc! That was some itch pitch you did there. This isn't one of those camps for UNDER privileged kids, is it?

: : : : And it's about time you called on me for help. Anywho ... a cure for Mr. Bill. Hmmmmmmm ..... How about a loincloth toting, banjo playing, muscle ripping tour guide through 'Deliverance' country? That ought to cure whatever ails Mr. Bill right quick!

: : : : Glad to be of assistance.

: : : : Ms. E-Layne the Terrible

: : : : PS  Bill - run!!!

: : : You betcha.  Just as fast as my stubby legs can carry me.  Deliver me from Deliverance, please dear God.  *feeling like he is in a dream running running running on a Sticky Linen tarred road and getting nowhere*  

: : : Somebody should STUDY you folks!  I mean, what kind of depraved mind comes up with these things?  That was just too too low a shot.....I mean, every man's fear come to life....go innocently rafting down some damn river and three or four inbred, toothless, smelly ignorant ridge-runners make a pass at you?  *shudders*
: : : Would rather die.  Would rather burn for Huron entertainment.
: : : Ugh.  I will have nightmares now for a week, thenk you veddy much Elaine.

: : : Bill R

: : Hmmmm...now don't dismiss those inbred. toothless, smelly,
: : ignorant ridge-runners out of hand, Mr. Bill. I mean,
: : they need love too! Besides, you've just described most
: : of my relatives!!!

: : Doctor M

: Doc, 

: Just more fodder for my nightmares.  If those ridge boys need love, I'll send em your way.  Surely they would rather some lively demented doc in a bunny suit than some sweaty, chubby, stubby legged old gunsmith, doncha think?  And....if there be relatives among them, I hear from Jeff Foxworthy that is all to the better.  Least wise you won't have to go to any more family reunions looking for dates, eh?

: Besides which, I though your relatives were Bugs, Mr Easter Rabbit, and that tall lanky Harvey - all 6 foot of him.

: Bill R *still looking over his shoulder and paddling down that river for all he is worth*


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