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: *ack, squack, squawksquawksquawk*  Sheriff Twigg, Sheriff Twigg!!  Come quick!!  There's a turrible racket comin' from out back of Old Crone's place, where all the work's goin' on!  I was waddling back towards the pond for a little dunk, when I heerd some awful noises comin' from a BIG hole in the ground!  Squawksquawk!  QUACK!!  *flapflapflap*  Hurry UP!!  There's some kinda dangerous critter down there, prob'ly waitin' to gobble up anyone that might fall into its lair...like DUCKS, and such!!  Come on, Sheriff!!  QUACKQUACKQUACK!!!  I tell you, it's fearsome!!  It's dreadful!!!  It's...it's...it's ...*small quack here*...Dweebie????  

: WELL HOW THE HECK WAS *I* SUPPOSED TO KNOW HE WENT & FELL IN THE HOLE HE WAS DIGGING FOR OLD CRONE'S OUTHOUSE???  Geeze Lew-STEENKING-weeze!  Cain't that idjit ever do ANYTHING right???  I'm just goin' HOME, is all!!  I'm gettin' too old for this kind of excitement.  My ol' tail feathers is about wore out from racing around here, shakin' 'em right and left!!  *indignant quack*

: *mutter-quack, mutter-ack, waddle, waddle, waddle...*


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