Re: Great News!!

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: : It just so happens that Dr. Mary forgot to read page 2 of the LOTM deleted scenes.

: : Part IV - Even more of the Cliff Trail

: : While Cora and Hawkeye are fending off strange women dressed in a pink bunny suit, Uncas falls through a rift in the space/time continuum when he is pushed off the cliff by Magua. The disruption has broken his fall, where he is discovered by Nurse Christie-Annie, his NUMBER ONE FAN!  As he heals in her cabin, only covered by a small wash cloth, her compasion and mind-altering drugs makes him renounce his love for Alice.  Uncas and Nurse Christie-Annie move to Can-tuck-ee where they live in complete bliss with their 6 children, thus removing the term "Last" from their name.

: Dear Nurse Christie-Annie,

: Thank you SOOOOO much for corroborating my facts! That cotton-tailed,  hare-brained, pinko wench Doctor Mary has been posting false decease notices for moi on every tavern door this side of the Mother land for two nights & a bit. Strange woman, you say???? HA! She's been lacing that black buck skin corset a leeeeeetle too tightly, I think. (Silly charlatan still thinks she has Mr. Poe strapped to her chair ... ha ha ha! Seen General Webb around lately?)

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: So, you snared Uncas, huh? Just as well. The invalid schoolgirl wasn't REALLY up for the Can-Tuc-Kee adventure anyway, if you know what I mean. (Still ... say nothing to Alice!)

: Corroborated & Current Cora


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