Re: Great News!!

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: : Dear Currently Creepy Cora:

: : I think you mean that grainy 16MM job that I run on Saturday
: : nights at the Mohicanland Home for the Incredibly Senile
: : called "I Know What I Did Five Minutes Ago Because I Wrote
: : It On A Post-It Note!" It's Mr. Bill's favorite, since he's
: : your biggest (and regrettably ONLY) fan. And you are TOO
: : dead...you just don't know it. Like Patrick Swayze in "Ghost"!
: : Don't worry about your ex-boyfriend, toots. Under my tender
: : ministrations he'll get over you...like in about one
: : nanosecond!!!

: : Big Huggies!

: : Doctor M

: Dear Doccie M,

: Oooh, it ain't the boyfriend I'm worried about. He wore out the ol' moccasin trails a looooooong time ago. It's what your little tantrum did to my nails & corset that's got my blood stirred. Do you know how hard it is to find a French Manic-urist or English seamstress on the frontier? Bloody near impossible, I tell you!
: The closest thing I've found to personal care servants for us well bred b*tches are those Huron Hairdressers ... Nooooooo thank you, Doc!

: Dead? No dear, you've confused me with my semi-comatose sister.
: But thanks for the compliment. *wink*

: Chic & Cioffured Cora


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