What's this???!!!!

Posted by Canadian and Dutch Trader on June 27, 1999 at 21:55:40:

Now what is going on here? While we traders take some private time to consider new business opportunities with the old country, in slithers a new unknown trader by the name of Rooks! We are not amused. Especially so, because, to our knowledge, this one has not undergone the Mohicanland Trading Initiation Rite of Passage. We demand this be done, and proof send to us.

The Mohicanland Trading Initiation Rite of Passage consists of the following steps:
1. Perform the Mohicanland Chicken Dance
2. Perform the Mohicanland Chicken Dance while walking on hot coals
3. Perform the Mohicanland Chicken Dance while walking on a tightrope
4. Perform the Mohicanland Chicken Dance backwards while holding a skunk
5. Perform the Mohicanland Chicken Dance

If our demands are not met, we will be forced to consult with the Wa-Tah-Wa Warriorresses about further action.

Yours sincerely,
On behalf of the Mohicanland Trading Guild,
The Canadian and Dutch Trader

Follow Ups:

• Clarification of the "Skunk" English Trader 11:24:30 6/29/99 (2)
  • Re: Clarification of the "Skunk" Bill R (Waddlin Willy) 19:02:09 6/29/99 (1)
    • Tea English Trader 15:25:17 7/03/99 (0)
• Re: What's this???!!!! Bill R 22:40:52 6/27/99 (0)
• Re: What's this???!!!! MMMMarcia 22:28:02 6/27/99 (3)
  • Re: What's this???!!!! Waddlin Willy 23:05:44 6/27/99 (0)
  • Re: What's this???!!!! Canadian and Dutch Trader 22:39:26 6/27/99 (1)
    • Re: What's this???!!!! Waddlin Willy 23:13:09 6/27/99 (0)

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: Now what is going on here? While we traders take some private time to consider new business opportunities with the old country, in slithers a new unknown trader by the name of Rooks! We are not amused. Especially so, because, to our knowledge, this one has not undergone the Mohicanland Trading Initiation Rite of Passage. We demand this be done, and proof send to us.

: The Mohicanland Trading Initiation Rite of Passage consists of the following steps:
: 1. Perform the Mohicanland Chicken Dance
: 2. Perform the Mohicanland Chicken Dance while walking on hot coals
: 3. Perform the Mohicanland Chicken Dance while walking on a tightrope
: 4. Perform the Mohicanland Chicken Dance backwards while holding a skunk
: 5. Perform the Mohicanland Chicken Dance

: If our demands are not met, we will be forced to consult with the Wa-Tah-Wa Warriorresses about further action.

: Yours sincerely,
: On behalf of the Mohicanland Trading Guild,
: The Canadian and Dutch Trader


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