Re: Message to Simon Girty

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Posted by Waddlin Willy on June 22, 1999 at 15:33:19:

In Reply to: Re: Message to Simon Girty posted by Miss Marcia on June 22, 1999 at 15:23:17:

Well, Miss Marcia, I WOULD waddle on over to Bumpo's fine tavern, but I seem to be havin' a leeedle trouble gettin up! *grunting, rolling, trying to use musket as lever to heave his hulking body upward* AHHHH! THERE we go! *takes two steps and trips over root* NUTS! *here we go agin. sighs*

Willy

: Now lissen here, Waddling Willy...Miss Marcia is NOT in the rum supplyin' business as a rule! Just for special occasions and for sartain people with sartain gifts. Me and Mr. Girty, well, we have an understanding, if you will. Any other rum drinkers will have to prove their value in Mohicanland before I start ladling out the sauce to 'em! You just get your Royal Riflery business underway, and set about makin' the acquaintance of the rest of Mohicanland, and we'll talk hot buttered rum some other day. (In the meantime, you can always waddle on by Bumppo's Tavern for a cool one...they're much more generous with a drop o' drink at that establishment, or so I hear! Bein' a lady an' all, I really wouldn't know for sure.)

: Miss Marcia

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: Well, Miss Marcia, I WOULD waddle on over to Bumpo's fine tavern, but I seem to be havin' a leeedle trouble gettin up! *grunting, rolling, trying to use musket as lever to heave his hulking body upward* AHHHH!  THERE we go!  *takes two steps and trips over root*  NUTS! *here we go agin.  sighs*

: Willy

: : Now lissen here, Waddling Willy...Miss Marcia is NOT in the rum supplyin' business as a rule!  Just for special occasions and for sartain people with sartain gifts.  Me and Mr. Girty, well, we have an understanding, if you will.  Any other rum drinkers will have to prove their value in Mohicanland before I start ladling out the sauce to 'em!  You just get your Royal Riflery business underway, and set about makin' the acquaintance of the rest of Mohicanland, and we'll talk hot buttered rum some other day.  (In the meantime, you can always waddle on by Bumppo's Tavern for a cool one...they're much more generous with a drop o' drink at that establishment, or so I hear!  Bein' a lady an' all, I really wouldn't know for sure.)

: : Miss Marcia


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