Posted by Willy of Waddling Willy's Weaponry on June 22, 1999 at 14:06:17:
In Reply to: Re: Message to Simon Girty posted by MMMMarcia on June 22, 1999 at 13:22:54:
RUM? DO I SMELL RUM????? Did someone mention rum? *says Waddling Willy otherwise known as Rookie of Rookie's Rusty, (un)Reliable,
Royal Riflery - whilst dragging his musket in the dirt, trips over musket and like a turtle futilely tries to get up and run to the smell of the rum!*
Waddling Willy
: Actually, Sir Willum, I frequently leave Mr. Girty a bit o' rum to warm his pallet (and palate) in the corn crib. We've worked it out quite nicely. He has a cozy quilt he "appropriated" from Miss Katie's Quilt Shoppe, and always finds a plate of vittles and a tankard of of my famous hot buttered rum waitin' for him, when he stops off here after a hard day of pillagin' and plunderin'.
: Miss Marcia