Posted by yeOldeTowneCryer on June 09, 1999 at 19:14:55:
ring ring ring ring!
COME ONE COME ALL!
O DEAR TRAVELERS FROM THE FARTHEST REACHES OF THE EARTH!
THE OLDE TOWNECRYER OF MOHICANLAND IS TREMENDOUslY
HAPPY AT THE PROSPECT OF WELCOMING YOU ALL!
STARRY EYED WITH HAPPINESS, YE OLDE TC HAS FORGOTTEN
THE 18TH CENTURY ENGLISH-SPEAK!
be that as it may, DEAREST FRIENDS,
LET'S MEET AT THE TOWNESQUARE....
ON THE FIRST DAY OF THE GATHERING....
AND HAVE A JOLLY GOOD WALK IN LIGHT AND LOVE....
ALONG THE COOL, SHADY, FROTHY, SALMONS LEAPING, SUN-SHINE SPARKLING AND GREEN LEAVES reflecting RIVERBANK....
TO THE TUNE OF ENYA'S PAINT THE SKY WITH STARS....
AND NO MATTER HOW LONG IT TAKES
AND NO MATTER HOW FAR...
ONE DAY
I SHALL FIND YOU ALL....
YOUR FRIEND, ALWAYS,
VITA AKA TC