Posted by Elaine on May 05, 1999 at 09:24:48:
In Reply to: Re: Wes Interview? posted by MMMMarcia on May 05, 1999 at 08:41:12:
: Elaine wrote:
: : Perhaps Doctor M can stand watch over Hawkeye????
: Oh, SURE!! What a GREAT idea...isn't that like asking John Dillinger to guard the Nationsbank? Or maybe more like asking Humbert Humbert to babysit Lolita????
: Geeze, Lew-steenking-Weeze!! How daffy can you get? The obvious solution would be to have MOI guard Hawkeye!! Then he'd be safe as safe could be, I must say! (shades of Ed Grimley, here)
: MMMM
Oh, Miss Marcia, Maam ...
Yes, I admit that promising Dr. Mary guard duty for Hawk is akin to asking Magua to 'show us the way' - however, one must reason with these charlatans to get them to do anything this side of Mohicanland. Tiresome, but that's the lay of the land. If we promise Dr. M first rights, she may just sell off her wampum & scalp collection & real subtle like, turn south. If we DON'T, she may head north to Huron land. Submit, you hear?
E