Re: Official Communique to Sheriff Twigg

Posted by Sheriff Benton Twigg on April 21, 1999 at 12:08:31:

In Reply to: Official Communique to Sheriff Twigg posted by Lord Twychen-Totter on April 21, 1999 at 11:53:43:

: Sir:

: Some years hence I had the exquisite pleasure of attending the hanging of that notorious pirate Captain Kidd, who operated out of New York. It is well known that Kidd divided up his loot and dispersed it for safekeeping with various acquaintances. Needless to say, The Crown claims the right to any and all of the contraband.

: We have recently reviewed a document penned by one J.F. Cooper, which leads us to believe that part of the loot of that scurrillous ruffian Kidd has been buried in a lake in the environs of Mohicanland. We are further led to believe that a character known to you as The Deerslayer, a.k.a. Hawkeye, a.k.a. La Longue Carabine was involved with Kidd's accomplice, one Thomas Hutter a.k.a. Thomas Hovey, and has knowledge of the whereabouts of the stash. We wish to locate this "Hawkeye" for questionning. Any assistance you can render will be highly appreciated and suitably rewarded.

: His Majesty's Agent
: Lord Twychen-Totter
: a.k.a. Earl of Rentokil

Dear Lord Twychen-Totter:

It is my understanding that, since we're between wars for a day or two, Hawkeye is currently rendering his services to one Dr. Mary at her office out the northern sallyport. I have taken the liberty of forwarding your letter to Dr. Mary, and I am sure she would be happy to put you in contact with Hawkeye. To reach her office, get on the mail packet which goes up the Horican. As you near the fort, send in a message to Dr. Mary, and she will be happy to tell you where to get off.

Sincerely,
Sheriff Benton (a.k.a.Bent) Twigg

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: : Sir:

: : Some years hence I had the exquisite pleasure of attending the hanging of that notorious pirate Captain Kidd, who operated out of New York.  It is well known that Kidd divided up his loot and dispersed it for safekeeping with various acquaintances.  Needless to say, The Crown claims the right to any and all of the contraband.

: : We have recently reviewed a document penned by one J.F. Cooper, which leads us to believe that part of the loot of that scurrillous ruffian Kidd has been buried in a lake in the environs of Mohicanland.  We are further led to believe that a character known to you as The Deerslayer, a.k.a. Hawkeye, a.k.a. La Longue Carabine was involved with Kidd's accomplice, one Thomas Hutter a.k.a. Thomas Hovey, and has knowledge of the whereabouts of the stash.  We wish to locate this "Hawkeye" for questionning.  Any assistance you can render will be highly appreciated and suitably rewarded.

: : His Majesty's Agent
: : Lord Twychen-Totter
: : a.k.a. Earl of Rentokil

: Dear Lord Twychen-Totter:

: It is my understanding that, since we're between wars for a day or two, Hawkeye is currently rendering his services to one Dr. Mary at her office out the northern sallyport.  I have taken the liberty of forwarding your letter to Dr. Mary, and I am sure she would be happy to put you in contact with Hawkeye.  To reach her office, get on the mail packet which goes up the Horican.  As you near the fort, send in a message to Dr. Mary, and she will be happy to tell you where to get off.

: Sincerely,
: Sheriff Benton (a.k.a.Bent) Twigg


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