Posted by Old Crone on April 15, 1999 at 21:45:39:
In Reply to: Squawk! Quack! Warning to Sally Port! posted by Miss PaddleTale on April 15, 1999 at 12:14:39:
: *Squawksquawk! quackquack!* Help, help! There's skullduggery afoot in Mohicanland!! *Quack!* Old Crone & She-Who-Tracks have been seen making plans!! *Ack! Urk!* What can this mean? *Squarkle!* It's probably terrible! I'm SURE it's terrible! *Quackquackquack!* Something to do with treasures! *Quark!* And someone named Sally Port is about to be snuck up on! *ACK!* This doesn't sound good to me!! Help! We must warn Sally!! *QUACKQUACKQUACK and SQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWK!!* She should run away, run awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
: Yours Frantically,
: Miss PaddleTale
Yo She,
You be a holdin' her and I'll stuff her mouth with crackers! Them squawks is gonna' wake up the dead.
Old Crone