Re: MayDay! Miss PaddleTale is Breathless!

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Posted by Miss Paddle Tale on April 08, 1999 at 08:37:20:

In Reply to: MayDay! Miss PaddleTale is Breathless! posted by YeOldeTowneCryer on April 08, 1999 at 07:33:46:

The Esteemed TC wrote:
: MAY DAY MAYDAY1
: RING RING RING!
: MISS PaddleTale, being a literati, took my advice literally, and has stopped breathing!
: She is BLUE IN THE BEAK!

*Gasp! Quack??* *Choke! Squawk??* Oh, my! Oh, me! *Wheeze!* Good Golly, Olly! Whew! Thanks, TC! I thought I was a goner there! A Dead Duck, as it were! My, ohmy, ohmy, let me catch my breath...pant, pant...that's better. I see I've got my nice golden color back in my beak again!

TC also wrote:
: While some of us might laugh and say oh goodie, she deserves it for carrying tales, just pause to think where would we be without her tales?????

*Squawk! Quack! Gark! (Gark?)* A very good point, TC! Why if you didn't have me to tell my tales, where, oh where WOULD you be, indeed?? Oh, dear! Just thinking about it makes me feel a little breathless again! *Gasp!* I'd best stop thinking about it. Maybe I'd best stop thinking altogether for a bit! I need some rest. *Quackquack!* I think I'll waddle on home now, and let YOU tend to this rash of Mohicanland Madness.

: RING RING RING1
: HELP MISS PADDLE TALE TO BREATHE!

*Quack!* I'm breathing fine now...you can tell Jeroboam Jones to quit with the CPR! I swear, that man'll kiss ANYTHING!! *Squawk!*

Yours More Calmly Now,
Miss PaddleTale

PS...one more little teensy Squawk and I...am...outta...here! I've heard rumors of that there Mad Cow disease being on the rise in these parts. I'm too poupeed to quack about it now, but for those of you who wish to be sure your own cows are safe follow the link below!

How To Tell If Your Cow Has Mad Cow Disease

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: The Esteemed TC wrote:
: : MAY DAY MAYDAY1
: : RING RING RING!
: : MISS PaddleTale, being a literati, took my advice literally, and has stopped breathing!
: : She is BLUE IN THE BEAK!

: *Gasp! Quack??*  *Choke!  Squawk??*  Oh, my!  Oh, me!  *Wheeze!* Good Golly, Olly! Whew!  Thanks, TC!  I thought I was a goner there!  A Dead Duck, as it were!  My, ohmy, ohmy, let me catch my breath...pant, pant...that's better.  I see I've got my nice golden color back in my beak again!

: TC also wrote:
: : While some of us might laugh and say oh goodie, she deserves it for carrying tales, just pause to think where would we be without her tales?????

: *Squawk! Quack! Gark! (Gark?)*  A very good point, TC!  Why if you didn't have me to tell my tales, where, oh where WOULD you be, indeed??  Oh, dear!  Just thinking about it makes me feel a little breathless again!  *Gasp!*  I'd best stop thinking about it.  Maybe I'd best stop thinking altogether for a bit!  I need some rest.  *Quackquack!*  I think I'll waddle on home now, and let YOU tend to this rash of Mohicanland Madness.

: : RING RING RING1
: : HELP MISS PADDLE TALE TO BREATHE!

: *Quack!*  I'm breathing fine now...you can tell Jeroboam Jones to quit with the CPR!  I swear, that man'll kiss ANYTHING!! *Squawk!*

: Yours More Calmly Now,
: Miss PaddleTale

: PS...one more little teensy Squawk and I...am...outta...here! I've heard rumors of that there Mad Cow disease being on the rise in these parts.  I'm too poupeed to quack about it now, but for those of you who wish to be sure your own cows are safe follow the link below!


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