Posted by The Sassy Soothsayer on January 18, 1999 at 09:02:10:
My Dear Mr. Jones,
Please forgive me for not showing up for our date Saturday night. I was a bit...ah...indisposed, I'm afraid! Not looking...I mean, FEELING...quite myself, as it were. Hope your evening wasn't TOO boring without me.
Yours Enchantingly,
Sassy
PS...BTW, just as a word of warning, NEVER get your hair cut at La Huron de la Tete Salon! Unless, of course, yer lookin' to get scalped...literally!