Re: Note on Front Door of Sassy's House

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: Dear Miss Sassy,

: Thankee everso for my special packet!  I haven't had the nerve to try it out yet, but it's nice to know it's nearby, just in case that ornery ol' you-know-who gets real mean again.  I wasn't planning to dump the whole thing into his drink, btw...don't want to end up on the gallows or nuthin'!  Just wanted a way to take the starch out of him, so to speak.  Figgered I'd just use a few grains at a time, to keep him in line.  Nuthin' like a good, ol' fashioned belly ache to calm a body down a mite! This approach has the added benefit of showing ME off to my best advantage as I nurse the sorry wretch back to health.  You KNOW how I love to look like an angel in the eyes of the community at all times.

: BTW, my neighbor, Miss Paddletale, waddled over yesterday and said she ran into you on your way home from the hairdresser's. She mentioned you appeared very distressed as you rushed by with a scarf over your head that was pulled clear down to your nose, fussing and fuming about how you said you wanted to look like DREW Barrymore, not LIONEL!! Problems, dearie?

: Yours Ever So Sweetly,
: Goody Tewshoose



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