Posted by English Trader on February 06, 1999 at 12:25:10:
In Reply to: Re: Courier Almost [well] done...[hehehe] posted by A. Moravian on February 05, 1999 at 20:16:27:
: : Would that it were your Wyandot brothers who wreaked havoc on thee olde shoppe! At least, then the senseless destruction would have made sense! No, sir, we believe it was the act of a sinister soul whose sole desire is to sabotage those who call a spade a spade ... when they see one. 'Tis fine you bring up your Wyandot brothers, sir. We may have need of their services.
: : Regards to our Delaware friends!
: : Sincerely,
: : The Courier Editors
: Dear Brother Girty,
: Not all mischief in Mohicanland can be laid at the foot of the redman. Not by a long shot! The pale faces (especially the females) can be as vicious, evil and wicked an enemy as you could imagine as witnessed by the recent conflict known as "Queen Lizzie's War."
: A. Moravian
Esteemed Brother Girty,
I must, on account of my consistent policy of accuracy and correctness, agree with A. Moravian that the vast majority of the recent political activity has been waged by that Pretender to the Throne, would-be "Queen Lizzie". Our history is frought with ill-begotten plans to usurp rightful leaders and great thinkers by those with weak minds, and thus have we seen another such example, which has seriously disrupted the peace of Fair MohicanLand. Why, the grumblings between me and my brethren Traders were nothing compared to it. And as for any disruption of the Wyandots, why I couldn't even notice!
Kindest regards,
English Trader