Posted by Miss Marcia on January 31, 1999 at 17:10:38:
In Reply to: Ads for Rats! posted by Dutch Trader on January 31, 1999 at 16:30:22:
Dear Dutch Trader,
You have rats, I have cats,
Both can sometimes drive you bats!
But my cats are hungry, too,
Let me ask this much of you,
Send 'em over, if you please,
I'll take one or two of these,
Make 'em fat ones, kinda slow,
My cats are old, doncha know!
When these are gone, I'll order more,
Maybe two, or three, or four!
My cats want 'em, a huge whole bunch,
Not to play with...just for lunch!
Yours Most Graciously,
Miss Marcia