Re: Ads for Rats!

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: : Hello all Mohicanlanders!

: : I have a new item in stock, rather plentiful I might add, sort of breeding at an uncontrolable pace. I need to get rid of my surplus so they go out for free. I am still hooked on writing silly poetry so here is my new ditty:  

: : I have rats, tame white rats. Believe me, they make excellent pets. 
: : They are not messy, as those dogs, and certainly not stubborn as them cats.
: : I love my rats, and that's a facts (okay, some poetical freedom here)
: : But their fertility defies all bets.
: : Mi casa is being trampled by those rats
: : I'll lose my fortune paying for the vets.
: : Dear Citizens, if you are looking for some pets,
: : Won't you please consider some of my gentle and intelligent rats?

: : Sincerely,
: : The Dutch Trader

: Yo Dutch Trader,
: Of all the unscrewpulus, thieven thangs ta do!  I got a ex-clue-sive, unofficial franch-size on rats.  Dag nab it!  Ya cain't trust nobody no more.
: Old Crone


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